Future Tourist Guide

Today I will start my training as a tourist guide. The workshop was organized by the Provincial Tourism Office. We were initially screened two weeks ago by staff of the Department of Tourism. While being interviewed, I suddenly decided that i don’t like to be a tourist guide because i know so many inside stories and historical secrets that might not be good for my hometown if I accidentally blurted them out while touring visitors. So i decided to kill my chance of being accepted when they asked me what would I do if a tourist ask me where’s the best place to get laid in Baler. I told them that i know some red light digs in Baler and I would gladly guide the tourist to those places. Anyway, they might have thought that i’m joking.

The training is officially called Specialized Tour Guiding Techniques Workshop. It’s a week-long workshop to be held at AMCO Beach Resort. So after this you might see ads on Batangbaler announcing special Baler tours.

About kidlat

Joseph T. Gonzales, aka Kidlat is the creator of Batangbaler, the website and online community of all the scattered Balereños and Aurorans on Earth. He is based in Baler.

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